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1. They're not as perverted as you think they all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. They like you to give them hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with them when they call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat them like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. They know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's they're
going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares them.
8. If you have cramps and they ask you what's wrong, just tell
them it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked them for them, you would let them think
that their mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. They never shave their legs. So get over it
11. NEVER ask them if you can put makeup on us. It's just
wrong............
12. Don't make bets about them, because one of your friends
will tell them, if you don't.
13. When they tell you that you're not fat, believe them.
14. They absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys,
*NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. They may not be able to pee accurately all of the time,
but at least they can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean
that you don't have to apologise when you do something
"wrong".
17. You expect them to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. They like to know that you love them.
18. They can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make
the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask them to beat up another guy for you, cause you
just might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick them in the nuts "just to see what they would
say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with them and
laugh when they believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but they like
yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want them to put the seat down when they're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell them how cute your ex-boyfriend was.
That doesn't turn us on....
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through
his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask them to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy
with your friends, but to them it's just wrong.
29. They always notice how funny it is after your rip out their heart, stick it down their throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: They know you're not always right,
but they'll pretend like you are anyway.
30 things Guys need to understand about girls!
1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3)we hate porn.
4)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
5)Hold our hand.
6)We are not your all-night restaurant.
7)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
8)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
9)Dont Go Around And Say JoJo or ashley simpson ect... is hot cuz it makes us feel a lil bad unless you say we're way hotter!
10)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
11)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance!
12)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
13)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
14)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you on good terms
15)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
16)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
17)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
18)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
19)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
20)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
21)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
22)Tell us we're beautiful.
23)The "little things" in a relationship are sometimes the biggest.
24)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
25)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
26) one word when it comes to smoking...quit.
27)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
28)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
29)It is not okay to not talk to us for a week and asume we'll think NOTHING of it!
30)And last but not least size doesnt matter exsept for girls who are whores..
